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acrossthedeepblueocean:

CᏔR on We Heart It

acrossthedeepblueocean:

CᏔR on We Heart It

shatterstag:

SlideShow s01e02: Tilt the set! [x]

australian comedy at its finest

bonanzajellybean:

im-still-in-shock:

They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

HE EATS PEOPLE

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

oreoofficial:

a porno where instead of moaning the pornstars only say “ok”

-sharkbites:

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

I REALLY love this person.

This is so beautiful.

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

eastvicpark:

entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major

bummerfriends:

April 2014: Horrorscopes for thefreshzine

dicklover3000:

sexting

dicklover3000:

sexting

psyducked:

Big lips is a consistent trait I’m finding in guys I find attractive

the-yolocaust:

a book where katniss everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does

mocking jay